Osama Bin Laden, the long-feared mastermind behind the September 11 attacks, is no more. He has ceased to be, he has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
Thank you for indulging me in that.
Now then, emotions...mixed. On the one hand, jubilation that the son of a bitch is dead, also surprise that he was still alive (wasn't he supposed to be on dialysis?), and gratefulness that my black president did something that a lot of other people's white presidents couldn't manage. Take that, haters.
Of course, I know that some other self-important motherfucker will rise to the challenge of replacing Bin Laden, it's like Brian Johnson replacing Bon Scott in AC/DC almost. But hopefully Bin Laden was so charismatic, like Hitler, that the idea of anyone other than him in charge is just ludicrous. Like Glenn Frey taking over for Don Henley should Henley leave the Eagles to make more awful solo records.
It's a good day, people...
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